Naked Photos of Ex-Girlfriends
Oh, Come On…
You didn’t really think I’d post stuff like that, did you? I mean, Jesus H, what kind of person do you think I am?
And honestly, you should be ashamed of yourself for even clicking on that link!
Hey, I Was Just Kidding!
Don’t feel ashamed or embarrassed. If I saw a link like that, I’d probably have clicked too.
That’s just human nature. You see a link and you’re like, “What the…” and you click. I know how it is.
But Anyway…
Sorry for wasting your time with this stupid joke link. I just thought the title “Naked Photos of Ex-Girlfriends” was a funny thing to see as a link. I didn’t mean for it to get all awkward and stuff.
I should probably just take this page down.
Hey, again, sorry about all this. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but I guess I didn’t really think it through…
Okay! Okay!
I admit, I just did it in a lame attempt to increase search engine traffic. I was just trying to think “What do people search for?” Not me, but, you know… other people. Okay? It was stupid, it was a mistake, and I regret it! Now can we just drop this?!
I’m very, very sorry there are no “Naked Photos of Ex-Girlfriends” on this page. But frankly, it’s not entirely my fault.
None of my ex-girlfriends ever got naked. Or if they did, it wasn’t around me.
