• Preface
• Destination: Australia
• Gravity's Raincoat
• The Metamorphosis
  by Gregor Samsa
• A Christmas Memory
• Catcher in the Riding Hood
• A Charming Children's Tale,
  Lavishly Illustrated
• Diary of a Mayfly
• Haiku
• Jesus of Nazareth
• Orange Purple Silver
• Dead Poets Society
• Noblesse Oblige

John and the Big Ass Apple, pg 2